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March 20, 2011

Career Song – The 8 stages

Filed under: Good Email Forwards — Srivardhan @ 11:51 am

1. when in college : Hum honge kaamiyaab, Hum honge kaamiyaab ek din…..

2. when giving interview to Multi National Company: Tu hi re.. Too hi
re ….tere binaaa main kaise jiyunn….

3. waiting for interview result: Intehaa ho gai Intzaarki.. aayinaaa
kuch khabar mere yaarki…

4. just joined: Too cheez bhadi hai mast mast…..

5. after some time: Ye kahaan aagaye hum??

6. After some more time: Naa koyi umang hai, naa koyi tarang hai,
mere jindagi kya ek kati Pathang hai (booohoooo)

7. floating the resume: kabootar ja ja ja… kabootar ja ja ja…
pehele pyar ki peheli chitti…

8. finally when you don’t get a better offer any longer: Jeena
yehaan, marna yehaan iske si wa jaana kahaan…!!!

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January 29, 2011

The Craze of Rahul Gandhi!!

Filed under: What I believe. — Srivardhan @ 7:54 pm

One of my friend said “Rahul Gandhi should be our next PM. Then India would start prospering”. I asked him “What makes you think so?”. He replied “He is a youth dude. We need youth leaders”.

I started to wonder just because he is younger than other Indian politician does he deserves the most powerful position in India! I did a bit of research on him to find whether he really deserves that post!

To begin, I couldn’t find much about his academics! Where did he study? What did he study? How much did he score in subjects? What are his achievements as a student? Well, The Congress doesn’t boast anything about it! Somewhere in the late 2006, Newsweek alleged that Rahul didn’t complete his degree from Harvard and Cambridge! After sometime Newsweek apologized to Rahul! They clarified that Rahul left Harvard to join Rollins College in Florida in 1991 due to security reasons after the assassination of his Father Rajiv Gandhi! I couldn’t find anything outstanding in his academical career which qualifies him for the top post!

I started to research about his political career. Wanted to find out at-least one incident or action which qualifies him for the top post.

He spends days in villages but comes with no insights on improving the rural conditions! He attracted the attention of the whole country to a widow in Vidarbha by mentioning in the parliament, but didn’t take any action to stop farmers suicide! He stood for the adivasis of Niyamgiri, but didn’t do anything to improve their condition! What has he done to “Amethi”, the lok sabha constituency he is representing? Nothing outstanding!

I also noticed that Rahul has intelligently kept himself away from commenting on the series of scams which have hit current UPA regime! I started to wonder, how could a person who is so unnerved to take on “A Raja” or “Suresh Kalmadi” deserves the top post?

Why doesn’t Rahul deserve the top post?

1.       He is not a Visionary.

2.       He is not a good Orator.

3.       He doesn’t have any idea of his own for the problems our country is facing.

4.       He is unnerved to take on any powerful and corrupt politicians.

The post will be incomplete without mentioning his wealth! In 1991, Swiss magazine Schweizer revealed that Rahul was beneficiary of accounts worth $2.2 billion dollars controlled by his mother Sonia Gandhi! Recent report about his family’s financial net worth was estimated to be anywhere between $9.1 billion to $18.66 billion!

One day he’ll become our PM, because he possesses one thing which will take him to the post. The “Gandhi” Tag!

January 14, 2011

Episode 16 (Climax)

Filed under: Good Email Forwards, Night At Ofice — Srivardhan @ 10:23 am

Hi Neha,

Good to see that you left the office early tonight. I know Rohan told you about my death.

I was also a workaholic like you. I would sit late in the office, even when no one was around me.

I just being at office. I had no friends, no social life. Even on weekends I would use to come to office.

I missed all the fun in my life. Even my death happened at office while I was working.

My dead body was found by the house keeping guy and the security guard at the reception.

I took a lot of work stress which my conscious mind could not bear that day. I ignored all the health problems I was having.

And finally on that night (20. 10. 09, 11:24 PM) all these reasons became responsible for my death.

Now you know why I am not scared of ASHI.

But yes if I was alive then also I wont be scared of ASHI because I have really fallen in love with you but we cant be together until your death.

Now the choice is yours whether you will kill yourself on your own or whether I need to do the honors.

Waiting for your death. Love you always.

Rahul Mehra

January 13, 2011

Episode 15

Filed under: Good Email Forwards, Night At Ofice — Srivardhan @ 10:37 am

Neha was still in shock with the news she got from Rohan. She just did a search on telephone directory for a name with Rahul Mehra and page
Returned no records. She again checked the mail id and employee number details. She did a search many times that day by putting various combinations but the Search page displayed the same message “No matches found for the given search criteria”. She could not believe that someone could hack the system and send mails to her from an non-existing id. She attached the mails sent by Rahul and sent it to Rohan as a proof that she was not dreaming.

On seeing the attached mails even Rohan was in shock. He came to Neha’s desk.

Rohan:- “I think by mistake his id has not been deleted and someone who knows about it is playing with it.”

Neha:- “But I checked the details on telephone directory there are no records available for this id.”

Rohan:- “Talk to the CCD people and see what they have to say.”

She called up the CCD people. They took control over her system and looked at the mail sent by Rahul Mehra. The mail was sent from the from the same
computer which Neha was using. The time stamp at which the mails were sent Neha had logged in. Also there was no evidence that a remote desktop connection was made or mail was sent through web mail. Even the CCD people were clueless as to how a mail has been sent from a non-existing id and from Neha’s system itself.

There were no viruses or torjans or any other kind of threats on Neha’s system. Her anti-virus was upto date. The whole day was gone in finding a
loophole as to how did Neha get such a mail in her mailbox. Neha was tierd from the day’s happening and so she decided to leave early from the office that day.

The next day when Neha came back, she saw a mail from Rahul Mehra. She didn’t know whether she should delete that mail or read that mail. She was
scared to open the mail. Somehow she gained some courage and opened the mail. The context of the mail was…

January 12, 2011

Episode 14

Filed under: Good Email Forwards, Night At Ofice — Srivardhan @ 11:51 am

Neha not sure of the answer. She knew her PM would not have told Rahul all this but how did Rahul know so much about her was a mystery for her.

Finally she thought she will talk to her PM, Rohan.

Next day, she went to her PM’s desk.

“Hi Rohan. I wanted to ask you something”.

Rohan:- “Sure Neha. Are having any issues?”

Neha:- “No. actually I wanted to know about a person named Rahul Mehra.”

Rohan was shocked on hearing that name  “How did you come across this  name. has anyone told you about him?”

Neha:- “No one has said anything to me about him. Few days back he started  sending me e-mails. First I ignored but then he would give such details  which I did just few minutes back. He even knows my appraisal date.”

Rohan:- “Are you sure you got mails from Rahul Mehra only?”

Neha:- “Yes very much. But why do you looked shock?”

Rohan:- “Because Rahul Mehra died 2 years back. He use to sit at the same  place where you are sitting. How can a dead person send mails to you.”

Neha was shocked. She didn’t know how to react to this.

Rohan:- “If you don’t believe me then you can try finding his name in the  telephone directory. Maybe someone told you about him and because of work  stress you started imagining that he is sending you mails.”

Neha:- “I am not imagining anything. He has really send me a mail. I can  show you in my mailbox.”

Rohan:- “Okay Neha I believe you but still I think you should take a break  and go home.”

January 11, 2011

Episode 13

Filed under: Good Email Forwards, Night At Ofice — Srivardhan @ 12:22 pm

Rahul replied back to her

I know it because I am in front of you. Cant you see me? Cant you feel me

close to you?

I also know that after 3 days you have your appraisal. Now this you have

not told anyone. Just your PM knows about it.

Do you think your PM will give me all these details?

Love you,

Rahul Mehra

January 10, 2011

Episode 12

Filed under: Good Email Forwards, Night At Ofice — Srivardhan @ 12:05 pm

Neha was again shocked as to how does he know about her certification. She

had never told him. She replied Rahul,

Who is the person who is giving you details about me? I had not told you

about my certification how do you know it?

Thanks and regards,

Neha Jain

January 7, 2011

Episode 11

Filed under: Good Email Forwards, Night At Ofice — Srivardhan @ 2:26 pm

Rahul’s reply:

Point noted Neha. But when I am happy, excited I would call you with some

special name at that time.

Tomorrow you have your certification so all the best for that.

Love you,

Rahul Mehra

January 6, 2011

Episode 10

Filed under: Good Email Forwards, Night At Ofice — Srivardhan @ 10:56 am

Neha’s reply:

Yes Rahul. I don’t like this word.

You can address me as Neha, isn’t it short and simple? and I love my name

a lot.

Thanks and Regards,

Neha Jain

January 5, 2011

Episode 9

Filed under: Good Email Forwards, Night At Ofice — Srivardhan @ 12:08 pm

Hi Neha,

Do you feel bad if I call you gorgeous?

Love you.

Rahul Mehra

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